Thursday, December 31, 2009

Lembu Naik Kereta - Raja Lawak


NE keje " LEMBU ADA AKAL "

Harga Gula Naik 20 Sen Lagi


PUTRAJAYA: Harga runcit gula dinaikkan sebanyak 20 sen sekilogram kepada RM1.65 di Semenanjung dan RM1.75 di Sabah dan Sarawak mulai 12 tengah malam ini berikutan kenaikan harga gula mentah dunia, demikian diumumkan Ketua Setiausaha Kementerian Perdagangan Dalam Negeri, Koperasi dan Kepenggunaan Datuk Mohd Zain Mohd Dom di Putrajaya hari ini.

Suami Mati Nikah Mentua - Raja Lawak Dewasa


Oleh Fuad Hadinata Yaacob
Petikan Harian Metro Khamis 31 Disember 2009

SIK: Bimbang kekerapan kehadiran bapa mentua ke rumahnya, untuk menjenguk cucu menjadi cemuhan masyarakat sekeliling, seorang balu menikahi bapa mentuanya itu di negara jiran, sebelum perkahwinan terlarang itu di bongkar Pejabat Agama Islam Daerah Sik di sini, kelmarin.

Pasangan ‘mentuaku-suamiku’ selama 21 hari itu berlaku selepas wanita yang kematian suami sejak satu setengah tahun lalu itu, mengambil keputusan bernikah dengan bapa mentuanya, di negara jiran pada 8 Disember lalu.

Wanita berusia 40 tahun dan bapa mentuanya, 63, dinikahkan seorang juru nikah, sambil disaksikan dua orang saksi di negara jiran dengan kos RM1,400 yang dikongsi bersama.

Hubungan suami isteri terlarang itu terbukti apabila Pejabat Agama Daerah Sik memperoleh sijil pernikahan mereka yang dikeluarkan di negara jiran selepas dimaklumkan penduduk kampung sebelum menahan pasangan itu pada malam Selasa lalu (29 Disember).

Difahamkan, selepas mendapat ‘lesen’ sebagai suami isteri, pasangan itu hidup seperti suami isteri lain, termasuk melakukan hubungan seks beberapa kali.

“Saya tahu perbuatan ini salah, malah sedar hubungan antara bapa mentua dan menantu tidak akan putus sampai di akhirat, namun cemuhan daripada orang sekeliling apabila bapa mentua kerap menjenguk cucu, menyebabkan saya bertindak nekad mengajaknya berkahwin.

“Sebelum ini, saya pernah bertanya kepada pakar agama status hubungan saya dan bapa mentua selepas kematian suami, dia kata kami tiada apa-apa hubungan dan sebab itu saya teruskan hasrat ini,” kata menantu terbabit yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Nita, ketika ditemui di sini, kelmarin.

Ibu kepada lima anak itu mendakwa, pernikahannya dengan bapa mentua selain dapat melenyapkan cemuhan masyarakat, membolehkan nasib anaknya terbela.

“Anak saya berusia antara tujuh dan 20-an dan saya pula bekerja kilang. Ketika bekerja, anak-anak tiada orang jaga dan apabila bapa mentua datang, dia boleh tolong jaga cucunya,” katanya.

Nita mendakwa, sepanjang 21 hari bergelar isteri, dia hanya memanggil ‘suaminya’ dengan panggilan ayah, manakala anak-anaknya pula memanggil mentuanya ‘tok wan’.

Sementara itu, ‘suami’ Nita yang dikenali Pak San berkata, dia tidak terfikir akan berkahwin dengan menantu sendiri, malah ketika diajak bernikah di negara jiran, dia seperti berada dalam keadaan hanya mampu menurut saja.

“Ketika menantu ajak bernikah, saya mengikut saja, malah kami berkongsi wang RM1,400 untuk kos pernikahan di negara jiran.

“Majlis pernikahan itu mudah dengan disertai dua saksi, kadi dan mas kahwin RM30. Dalam beberapa minit, urusan selesai dan kami diberi sijil nikah sebelum pulang ke negara ini,” katanya.

Dia yang menetap di Selangor mengakui pernah tidur bersama ‘isteri’ dan melakukan hubungan seks sebanyak dua kali dalam tempoh tiga minggu perkahwinan.

Begitupun, Pak San melahirkan rasa syukur kerana ditahan Jabatan Agama Islam Daerah Sik pada malam 29 Disember lalu di rumah menantunya sebelum dibawa ke pejabat agama berkenaan.

“Jika tidak ditahan, mungkin saya terus bergelumang dosa. Pada saya, perkara sudah terjadi dan saya akui kejadian ini tidak pernah dibuat orang,” katanya.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Daging Tak Halal



HJ tu refer pada Haji ker?

Tak daq maknanya tulis HALAL kalau kepala "ba alif ba ya" tu cantik punyer posing kat atas tue...

Ni kat mana ni? Nmapak gaya macam kat taanah seberang.....

Ataupun HALAL tu ada maksud lain kut....

thank e mail from Nurulhayat Bt Mohd Noor

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Lady GaGa Feat. Rodney Jerkins - Reloaded Free Hot Mp3 Lyrics

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Hot Artist : Lady GaGa Featuring Rodney Jerkins
Hot Song Title : Reloaded
Hot Album : The Fame Monster [ Deluxe Edition ] Mexico

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Baby you've got a lot of questions
You better listen up please
I wanna know what you want and need
To charge up your batteries

You got the flow and the intention
Boy but have you got the mouth
Show me that you've got the ammunition
That you're good for a while, for a while, for a while

Charge it up because ba-by you could be mine
I don't need a red soldier
I need you to reload it
Bring it reloaded

Charge it up cause babe you're one of a kind
I don't need a red soldier
I need you to reload it
Bring it reloaded

Reloaded, Loaded
Lo-oaded, Lo-oaded
Reloaded, Loaded
Relo-oa-de-ed, Lo-oa-de-ed

Reloaded, Loaded
Lo-oaded, Lo-oaded
Reloaded, Lo-oaded
Relo-oa-de-ed, Lo-oa-de-ed

You had better rest up your energy
You better reserve yourself
Cause tonight I'm expecting to get plenty
And I wont do it myself

Conserve your juices cause I'm gonna
Take you on a ??
I'm not ridiculous I'm just a girl
Who like's a man who can't go wrong, can't go wrong, can't go wrong

Charge it up because ba-by you could be mine
I don't need a red soldier
I need you to reload it
Bring it reloaded

Charge it up cause babe you're one of a kind
I don't need a red soldier
I need you to reload it
Bring it reloaded

Reloaded, Loaded
Lo-oaded, Lo-oaded
Reloaded, Loaded
Relo-oa-de-ed, Lo-oa-de-ed

Reloaded, Loaded
Lo-oaded, Lo-oaded
Reloaded, Lo-oaded
Relo-oa-de-ed, Lo-oa-de-ed

Baby you can check for yourself
I'm gonna spin you when I doubt I'm gonna do ya right
And I wont complain if your buggin
Can't handle my loving tonight, tonight, tonight

-rap-

Charge it up because ba-by you could be mine
I don't need a red soldier
I need you to reload it
Bring it reloaded

Charge it up cause babe you're one of a kind
I don't need a red soldier
I need you to reload it
Bring it reloaded

Reloaded, Loaded
Lo-oaded, Lo-oaded
Reloaded, Loaded
Relo-oa-de-ed, Lo-oa-de-ed

Reloaded, Loaded
Lo-oaded, Lo-oaded
Reloaded, Lo-oaded
Relo-oa-de-ed, Lo-oa-de-ed

(Ahhh, ahhh)

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Tapi..Papa buat kat Mama boleh Raja Lawak Kisah Teladan



Terkedu…!!!! Itu saja satu perkataan yang mengambarkan perasaan aku saat aku mendengar kisah yang diceritakan teman. Aku tidak mampu untuk berkata, marah tak mampu aku zahirkan, tapi sedih yang teramat rasanya..

Kisahnya :

Nini bekerja disebuat pusat asuhan dikawasan elit yang kebanyakkannya didiami orang melayu di X . pusat asuhan yang menempatkan anak2 golongan bijak pandai dan dah tentunya juga berada. Pusat asuhan yang bagus, system yang teratur, disiplin yang baik. Malah bagusnya majikan Nini menerapkan nilai2 pendidikan Islam sedari kanak2 ini kecil lagi.

Dari peringkat bayi hinggalah prasekolah, terdapat lebih kurang 50 org semuanya anak2 jagaan mereka. Semua berjalan lancar hinggalah pada satu hari, mereka menerima seorang ahli baru, kanak2 lelaki berusia 4 tahun. Daniel namanya. Kecil tapi teserlah ketampanan wajahnya seiras wajah siayah. Di pusat asuhan itu juga ada seorang budak perempuan berusia lingkungan 3 tahun, Norish yang juga sangat comel dan cantik.

Kelihatan dari hari pertama, Daniel sudah mula tertarik untuk berkawan dengan Norish. Kemana Norish kesitulah Daniel mengekori. Apa pun aktiviti yang dilakukan Norish, Daniel pasti akan turut sama.

Di dlm pusat asuhan itu, bayi akan diletakkan satu bilik, kanak2 lelaki dan kanak2 perempuan juga akan diletakkan dibilik berasingan. Tiap hari selepas makan tengahari, mereka akan dikerahkan untuk tidur dan tentunya dalam bilik masing2.

Pada satu hari, Nini yang sedang memeriksa setiap bilik bagi memastikan tiada masalah telah terkejut kerana terlihat kelibat Daniel duduk disisi Norish yang sedang tidur sambil mengusap2 wajah nya. Nini segera mendapatkan mereka dan memujuk Daniel untuk pergi kebilik kanak2 lelaki dan tidur.

Esoknya waktu ada aktiviti bermain, Daniel kelihatan begitu rapat dan mesra kepada Norish, dibelainya rambut Norish dan diciumnya pipi Norish. Nini mula rasa pelik. Tapi merasakan itu sekadar biasa untuk kanak2 seusia, yang mungkin menunjukkan sayang, maklumlah kebiasan kita juga mencium kanak2.

Tengahari itu, sama seperti semalam, Daniel sekali lagi ke bilik Norish dan rupanya di berbaring sebelah Norish dan terlelap sama sambil tanggan nya memeluk Norish. Bila Nini kejutkan dia menangis kerana tidak mahu tidur dibilik kanak2 lelaki.

Kebetulan hari itu keluarga Norish lambat datang menjemput. Norish bermain2 dan seperti biasa Daniel adalah peneman yang setia. Kali ini dia agak bertindak luar biasa, memeluk dan membelai Norish. Nini seperti biasa akan menegah dan memisahkan pelukan itu.

Namun hari ini adalah kemuncak kepada apa yang selama ini menjadi tanda tanya kepada Nini..hari itu kebetulan hujan. Tiada aktiviti bermain diluar. Semua kanak2 bermain di dalam bangunan. Tapi tidak kelihatan Daniel mahupun Norish. Puas dicari kelibat mereka diserata bilik tapi tidak ketemu.

Akhirnya Nini separuh pengsan bila dia menolak pintu stor dibelakang dan terlihat Daniel yang berusia 4 tahun itu duduk dipeha Norish dan sedang mencium perut Norish sambil melondehkan seluarnya dan Norish sudah tidak berbaju Cuma yang tinggal seluar dalam!!!

Pantas Nini menjerit dan mengangkat Daniel sambil Norish menangis (mungkin terkejut kerana Nini menjerit, sebab sebelumya dia hanya diam). Norish segera dipakaikan baju dan Daniel juga segera di paksa memakai semula seluarnya.

Di bilik pengetua yang tenang dalam ribut. Daniel ditanya mengapa dia bertindak demikian dan dengarlah jawapannya

“Papa buat kat mama boleh, kata papa dan mama tu cara kita nak tunjuk kita sayang, kalau kita sayang kita buatlah macam tu”

!!!!!!!!!

Segera keluarga Daniel dipanggil, pada mulanya mereka menafikan cerita Daniel, tapi bila Nini dan pengetua menceritakan perbuatan Daniel kepada Norish.. si ibu terkejut dan mula menangis sambil mengakui sebenarnya ini adalah pusat asuhan yang ke 3 mereka tukarkan Daniel. Tapi kejadian yg sama telah juga terjadi. Pengetua secara diplomasi menasihatkan mereka dan minta agar anak mereka dirujuk kepada pakar untuk mendapatkan rawatan.

Bapa Daniel agak ego dan tidak mahu menerima teguran dan agak sombong dengan mendakwa tidak ada apa silapannya tapi ibu Daniel mengaku bahawa Daniel pernah beberapa kali melihat mereka melakukan hubungan intim. Pada mulanya mereka agak kekok ,tapi akhirnya merasakan tiada apa yg perlu dirisaukan kerana Daniel masih kecil, tapi rupanya kesan dari tindakkan itu telah merosakkan ‘jiwa’ Daniel. Apatah lagi dgn penjelasan yang salah.

Moral : sebagai ibubapa, tolonglah!! Usah risau dengan anak yang kurang mendengar kata2 kita kerana mereka lebih terdidik dari apa yang mereka lihat iaitu tingkah laku kita. Dalam islam juga ada garis panduan antara anak dan ibu bapa, batas aurat dan juga waktu bila yang boleh dan tidak anak2 untuk masuk kebilik ibubapa.

Anak2 sekarang bukan macam anak2 dahulu, mereka sangat pantas berfikir dan naluri ingin tahu lebih hebat, selaras dengan kemajuan dunia. Jadi tolonglah agar berhati2 dalam hal2 yang sebegini. Bila ketika dan waktu yang sepatutnya dan tidak sepatutnya mereka ketahui, supaya kisah seperti ini tidak berulang..

Ah jantung ku .. kau bagai ditusuk sembilu..

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Young Money – Pass The Dutch Hot Lyrics N Video

Hot Artist : Young Money Features Lil Wayne, Short Dawg, Gudda Gudda and Drake.
Hot Song Title : Pass The Dutch
Hot Album : We Are Young Money

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[Lil Wayne]
Too many women, and not enough time
Im a cool cat, but im on life nine.
Pimping aint dead cause I be the life line
And I don’t buy the bar cuz it don’t sell white wine
Gon’ let that light shine
ballin’ for a life time
Smoking on a nice pine, Weezy baby flight flyin
You can call him your husband
Call me at night time
And even though women change
I will always like dimes
And yeah im quite fine, but shawty much finer
And I just get behind her
And smack it like E Honda
And please don’t hate on me
when you see me with Kiana
cause she wilder than Nirvana
and colder than your honor
holla at your boy manana
Maybach come wit a recliner
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run up on it and sh-t will get uglier than an iguana
this is only a reminder it’s Young Money don’t forget it
and im Weezy F baby you might find it on a titty
would you . . .

[Short Dawg - Chorus]
Pass me the dutch with cha left hand
I got the whole club nodding like the ‘yes man’
Im in my polo Tee, Gucci sweat pants
She on a Jubilee call me the X-man

Pa-pa-pass me the dutch with cha left hand
I got the whole club nodding like the ‘yes man’
Im in my polo Tee, Gu-Gucci sweat pants
She on a Jubilee call me the X-man

[Short Dawg - Verse]
Chilling with my possi
Bout to calls some ladies over
Tell em this is YME so when you come you cant leave sober
You would think she came with buttons by the way that I control her
Put her on a tab now she rolling like a baby stroller
Im the freshest n-ggas seen
Whippin in my jeans
Shoot ya lights out im like bredick with the beam
Life a game of chess, and im headed for your queen

Now my stomach and my thighs
Wat a head is in between (ew)
And she wetter than a stream, I drink medicine to lean
Keep a cup in my hand like im begging for some cheese

I fall off in the party
Yeah im kinda tardy but if I hated (?) riding on em like a Harley
Look you call it getting married, I call it acting selfish
my belt got G’s on it like a Packers helmet
And imma hit it if you bring your girl around
but the weed is like my collar cause I might just turn it down
if you . . .

[Chorus]

[Gudda Gudda]
Okay tool on deck (deck)
Im new born fresh (fresh)
I knock your friends down (down)
And you going next (ha)

Young money fly
N-gga all the bitches after me
Murder in the bed and you gonna be my next casualty
Automatic stick, but I give it to her manually
Im giving dick all year round and you can get it annually

Styrofoam feel
With a strawberry (?)
Leaning ima need a kick stand to stay on my feet
Get out ma bidness like I kicked ya out my office
I aint worried about the price, im more concerned with offer

Fresh to death like I got dressed in the coffin
With a party in my pocket
Blue and red dolphins
Im high as a motherf-cker
Let me do my thing bitch im doing me
And your girl doing the same sh-t

Im in the car getting head
As I lane switch, Do-Double G I do my thang bitch

[Chorus]

[Drake]
Uhh, Ok I told you catch up
Did you make a mill yet?
I cant predict how many of em I can still get
October own that’s such a f-ckin real set
No tatts but the ink of my money still wet.

Life is such a beach, its sandy all around me
I came here with young money man, that’s family all around me
Im in my living room and I got Grammys all around me
And famous bitches doing nose candy all around me.

Welcome to the life
The life that’s meant for me
My bentley has a tint so you got to squint to see
I holla’d at your girl that’s when she went with me
But please don’t blame yourself cause it just wasn’t meant to be

They say im one of the illest
That’s just off from first impression
And my cards always accepting
I don’t deal well with rejection

I look in the dictionary
And don’t see the word recession
I don’t smoke in public
But tonight ill make an exception so just . . .

[Chorus]

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Maafkan Cikgu - Raja Lawak Cerita Teladan


Saya sangat mengkagumi kerjaya sebagai guru sekolah. Sebuah kisah yang saya
paparkan ini saya ulangi dari kisah benar seorang guru beberapa tahun yang
lalu.

Kisahnya....

Saya mengajar di sekolah rendah di tengah2 bandaraya Kuala Lumpur . Saya
mengajar sesi petang. Salah seorang murid saya setiap hari datang lambat ke
sekolah. Kasut dan bajunya selalu kotor. Setiap kali saya bertanya tentang
baju dan kasutnya dia hanya berdiam diri...
Saya masih bersabar dengan keadaan pakainnya, tetapi kesabaran saya
tercabar dengan sikapnya yang setiap hari datang lambat. Pada mulanya saya
hanya memberi nasihat. Dia hanya menundukkan kepala tanpa berkata2 kecuali
anggukkan yang seolah2 dipaksa. Kali kedua saya memberi amaran, dia masih
juga mengangguk tetapi masih juga datang lambat keesokannya. Kali ketiga
saya terpaksa menjalankan janji saya untuk memukulnya kalau masih lambat.
Anehnya dia hanya menyerahkan punggungnya untukdirotan . Airmata saja yang
jatuh tanpa sepatah kata dari mulutnya.

Keesokan harinya dia masih juga lambat, dan saya memukulnya lagi. Namun ia
masih tetap datang kesekolah dan masih tetap lambat.
Suatu hari saya bercadang untuk mengintipnya ke rumahnya. Setelah
mendapatkan alamatnya, saya meneruskan niat saya. Dia tinggal di sebuah
kawasan setinggan tidak berapa jauh dari sekolah. Keadaan rumahnya sangat
daif. Saya nampak murid saya itu sedang berdiri di depan rumahnya dalam
keadaan gelisah. Seorang wanita yang mungkin ibunya juga kelihatan gelisah.

Lebih kurang pukul 1.30 seorang anak lelaki sedang berlari2 sekuat hati
menuju ke rumah itu. Sambil berlari dia membuka baju sekolahnya. Sampai di
depan rumah baju dan kasutnya diserahkan pula kepada murid saya yang terus
bergegas memakainya. Sebelum pakaian sekolah sempurna dipakai, dia sudah
berlari ke arah sekolah.

Saya kembali ke sekolah dengan penuh penyesalan. Saya memanggil anak itu
sambil menahan airmata yang mula tergenang.
"Maafkan cikgu. Tadi cikgu pergi ke rumah kamu dan memerhatikan kamu dari
jauh. Siapa yang berlari memberikan kamu baju tadi?"
Dia terkejut dan wajahnya berubah.
"Itu abang saya. Kami kongsi baju dan kasut sebab tak ada baju lain. Itu
saja baju dan kasut yang ada. Maafkan saya, cikgu." Jawabnya
"Kenapa kamu tak beritahu cikgu dan kenapa kamu biarkan saja cikgu pukul
kamu?"
" Mak pesan, jangan meminta2 pada orang, jangan ceritakan kemiskinan kita
pada orang. Kalau cikgu nak pukul serahkan saja punggung kamu."
Sambil menahan airmata yang mula berguguran saya memeluk anak itu, "Maafkan
cikgu, ......."
Kejadian itu cukup menginsafkan saya. Selepas itu saya cuba membantunya
setakat yang mampu.

Cerita2 begini membantu melembutkan hati yang keras. Kata seorang guru,
sekiranya hati kita mula keras lembutkanlah dengan perkara2 berikut;

  • Solat sunat
  • Puasa sunat
  • Berzikir
  • Bersedekah
  • Mengusap rambut anak yatim
  • Mendengar cerita2 kesusahan orang lain
  • Membantu orang susah

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

James Fauntleroy - Stop Me Hot Lyrics N Video

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i told you not to make me mad please
when i get mad you wouldn't like me
i turn into some kind of monster
go out to the bar and do some bad things

girl i'm outta control i know there's going to be casualties
why'd you let me go let him know
your the only one who can stop me
your the only one who can stop me
your the only one who can stop me
therefore i need you around me
your the only one who can stop me

help help stop me
help help stop me
help help stop me
help help stop me

she steps on the floor her touch it calms me
hard to resist her body calls me
i tried to fight i ended falling
nobody move on her good body

girl i'm outta control i know there's going to be casualties
why'd you let me go let him know
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your the only one who can stop me
your the only one who can stop me
your the only one who can stop me
therefore i need you around me
your the only one who can stop me

help help stop me
help help stop me
help help stop me
help help stop me
stop me, stop me, stop me, stop me

girl i'm outta control i know there's going to be casualties
why'd you let me go let him know
your the only one who can stop me
your the only one who can stop me
your the only one who can stop me
therefore i need you around me
your the only one who can stop me

help help stop me
help help stop me
help help stop me
help help stop me
stop me, stop me

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Honda Civic 2010 Gambar Kerata Khas Dalam Raja Lawak



Honda Civic 2010..

The Power of Smart Engineering
The responsive 140-hp, 1.8-liter, 16-valve, SOHC i-VTEC® engine is sure to put a smile on your face while achieving 25 city/36 highway mpg.

Five Speeds Forward
Choose the smooth-shifting 5-speed automatic. Or there’s the 5-speed manual for a more hands-on approach.

Go with Power and Precision
Thanks to sophisticated suspension and steering systems, the Civic is exceptionally agile and responsive. Powerful braking is achieved with front disc and rear drum brakes on DX and LX vehicles, while the EX sports discs all around.

Buah DaDa Berulat Raja Lawak Dewasa[Gambar]


Buah Dada " Payudara" Perempuan
Gerun ke geli ke ???

Friday, December 11, 2009

Jason Derulo - Heartbeat Hot Lyrics N Video

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Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
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My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

Though I walked through the shadow of death,
I didn't know we though
I've never been afraid of another man,
Cause I can see through
My heartbeat, his heartbeat,
My only fear is that he wont kill me
Cause if he don't, I grab my heat
More hesitate I'm stoppin' this heartbeat

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Jason Derulo - Fairytale Hot Lyrics N Video

Hot Artist : Jason Derulo
Hot Song Lyrics : Fairytale

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Get a load of this.
She said I turned to a prince after just one kiss.
Is this a joke I missed?
While she was with somebody else this was all a trick.
Grew up and realized that happiness is a lie.
Just wish that I could rewind and face reality, yeah.


Once upon a time I had a reason.
To wake every day, continue breathing.
Till she threw our love away.
Cause I discovered one enchanting evenin'.
This stupid beauty all along was cheating.
Thats when I knew that love was fake, oh!

I dont believe in happy endings
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I dont belive in fairytales
I dont believe I should go on pretending.
I dont believe in fairytales

Thats how the story ends.
I run away from the myth 'fore another begins.
When does the good guy win?
She was the sexiest of evil. The perfect sin, yeah.
Grew up and realized that happiness is a lie.
Just wish that I could rewind and face reality, yeah.

Once upon a time I had a reason.
To wake every day, continue breathing.
Till she threw our love away.
Cause I discovered one enchanting evenin'.
This stupid beauty all along was cheating.
Thats when I knew that love was fake, oh!

I dont believe in happy endings
I dont belive in fairytales
I dont believe I should go on pretending.
I dont believe in fairytales.

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Lil Wayne - On Fire Hot Lyrics N Video

Hot Artist : Lil Wayne
Hot Song Lyrics : On Fire
Hot Album : Rebirth

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[Chorus]
Mama bad,
mama mean
gasoline
she’s on fire,
put her out,
as a matter of fact,
take her out,
cos she’s on fire,

got on my knees and asked my Lord to keep me clear from the devil cause my girl
she’s she’s on fire,
yeah now everything so cool,
yeah,

[Verse 1]
(?)
I want them back shots
I said shorty let me play up in them matchbox
shorty she’s on fire,
shorty let a n-gga rub this stick cos this a matchbox,
she’s steaming, she’s screaming,
she’s she’s screaming
she’s feinding I redeem it
I get between it, like her, like her,

now hit me,
now shes on fire,
Yeahh, I let the steam blow, yeah
but everything is cool,

[Verse 2]
uh, she hot as hell lets call her helen,
fireman to her rescue like 9-11,
f-cking right I make her hot,
she got the Devil in her,
I do whatever with her,
hells angel, I pluck her feathers n-gga,
I am the firespitter,
I start a fire with her,
ok her flames high but I am higher,
so high so I invite her up
then I light her up,
uh,

[Chorus 2]
Mama bad,
mama mean
kerosine,
shes on fire, put her out
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As of matter of fact,
Take her out, cause shes on fire,
Got on my knees and ask my lord to keep me clear from the devil cause my girl,
She – shes on fire, Yeh now everything so cool,

Now hear it,
Haha whoooaa!,
Shes on fire, Yeah,
I let the steam blow,
Yeah, And now shes on fire,

[Chorus]
Mama bad,
mama mean
gasoline
she’s on fire,
put her out,
as a matter of fact,
take her out,
cos she’s on fire,



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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Ludacris - How Low Hot Lyrics N Video

Artist : Ludacris
Song Title : How Low

Ludacris - How Low Hot Lyrics
[Hook]
How low can you go? [8x]

[Ludacris]
Luda!
She could go lower than i ever really thought she could,
Face down, ass up!
The top of your booty jiggling out your jeans,
Baby pull your pants up,
I like it when i see you do it,
Better then i ever seen it done before,
A lot of women drop it to the ground,
But how low can you go?
Lower then your mama’s ever seen it in her life time,
Never would’ve imagined did not even in her right mind,
Practice in front of that mirror,
Now you doing it on the dance floor,
Mad cause i can’t get wit ya ya just show me how to dance (OH!)
I may not wanna get low so i post it up kinda like a playa do,
But if you come to the crib,
Then i might show you girls a thang or 2,
Yea i think you a superstar wit a ass like that you gotta blow,
Before you make it big,
Theres just 1 thing i gotta know

[Chorus]

How low can you go? [8x]

I could go low, (Go low) blow it in your nose,
go low,(go low) blow it in your nose,
go low,(go low) blow it in your nose,
go low,(go low) blow it in your nose,
go low,(go low) blow it in your nose,

[Luda]

I be like Nick-nac-paddywac,
Oh where my kitty cat give a dog a bone,
How many licks does it takes till i get to the center and let a realer n-gga take you home,
I could make me show stop,
Soon as you hear this flow pop,
From A-T-L-A-N-T-A and all the way down to your drop,
Put the needle on a record and i make her get lower than a Lamborghini,
And if she really gettin low then imma shoot a video and put it all on TV,
Cos i like that French vanilla and the caramel,

But when it comes to chocolate,
I know that very well,
Asian persuasion,
no discrimination,
I love how they seen to please us,
I wanna taste them butterican pican peanut buttercups like reeses pieces,
Cause i think you a superstar,
With a ass like that you gotta blow,
Before you make it big,
Well there just 1 thing i gotta know,

[Hook]
[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Drop it, hit it, dump it, split it,
Don’t stop, (Get it, get it)
Put it on reverse just to rack it up,
Let me put some Luda in it,
Show me what you workin wit,
I’ll show you some of this back row,
Yea you a superstar but theres 1 thing i gotta know though,
[Hook]
[Chorus]

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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Chorus:-
Lagu ini bukan di radio setiap hari untukmu
Lagu ini tidak perlu kau kembali kepadaku
Lagu ini hanya ingin kau fahami ku sudah teruskan hidupku
Semuanya cun saja

Tak perlu tinggalkan pesanan
Tak perlu buat panggilan
Ku tak perlu lagi kalau kau cuba mintak maaf
Lupakan sahaja
Diriku cun saja

Duduk di rumah seorang saja
Menulis lagu cinta
Menggunakan kisah ini tuk ceritakan

-Chorus-

Alyph:
Cun hidupku kini cun saja
Sejak kita memang cun semuanya
Sejak pisah itulah permulaannya untukku berhati-hati dgn buaya
Ngap ngap pendirianku tegap
Jumlah kali kita bertengkar memang genap
Untuk aku ke tahap ini silap kita memang patut sama-sama kene sepak pak pak
Tapi bukan niat aku tuk salahkan dirimu
Aku sedar ku juga ada kekuranganku
Tapi kalau bersifat mementingkan diri sendiri untuk kebaikkan bukan kurang ajar itu

Duduk di rumah seorang saja
Mengarang lagu cinta
Dengan mengembalikan kisah kitakan tapi jangan perasaan
Ohh..

Walaupun ini bab yang baru ada masa arah ku tak tentu
Tetap rindu kehadiranmu, tidak patut
Kerna ku takut

-CHORUS-

Lagu ini,
Tandanya kamu masih sayangkan ku
Walaupun sudah tidak bersama lagi

Lagu ini,
Tandanya ku masih rindukanmu
Walaupun sudah tidak bersama lagi

Lagu ini,
Dengan lagu ini ku ingin memberitahu kamu bahawaku okay
Aku okay

Lagu ini,
Dengan lagu ini ku ingin memberitahu kamu jangan cakap tak boleh

-CHORUS-

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Glee Cast - Last Christmas Free Hot Mp3 Lyrics

Hot Artist : Glee Cast
Hot Song Title : Last Christmas


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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well it’s been a year, it doesn’t surprise me
Happy Christmas

I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying “I love you”, I meant it
Now I know what a fool I’ve been
But if you kissed me now, I know you’d fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special
Special
Yea yea

A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I’m hiding from you, and your soul of ice
I thought you were someone to rely on
Me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A friend to discover with a fire in her heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
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Now I’ve found a real love, you’ll never fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special

I’ll give it to someone special

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Separuh Jiwaku Pergi
Memang indah semua
Tapi berakhir luka
Kau main hati
Dengan sadarmu
Kau tinggal aku

Reff:
Benar ku mencintaimu
Tapi tak begini
Kau khianati hati ini
Kau curangi aku

Kau bilang tak pernah bahagia
Selama dengan aku
Itu ucap bibirmu
Kau dustakan semua
Yang kita bina
Kau hancurkan semua

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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Diriku sedar siapalah ku dimatamu
Hanya sebutir pasir di pantai kau berlabuh
Cukup di situ hasrat ku terkubur

Kau juga bilang kau belum bersedia lagi
Untuk mengganti pasangan dalam sanubari
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Mungkin kerna masih basah luka lama

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Yang pertama ke depan
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Akan ku serah segalanya oh kepadamu
Senang atau susah aku tabah tuk menempuh
Tapi sayang hatimu belum terbuka

Jika kau ubah fikiran
Aku kan setia menanti
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Aku mahukan kamu
Sungguh benar dan jujur
Aku mahukan kamu
Sungguh benar dan jujur
Tapi sayang hatimu belum terbuka

Jika kau ubah fikiran
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